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Your lustful angel
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE
THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG.
OMFG CUTEST THING EVER
OMFG PLEASE BE MINE I’M DYING
via laugh-addict
(Source: toptumbles)
Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. What were they?
Me: Water, earth fire, air.
Science Teacher: Good, now w-
Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Science Teacher: what
Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Student: why are you doing this
Me: A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Student: how do you even remember all this
Me: BUT I BELIEVE
Student: no
Student: don't say it
Student: don't you dare say it
Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD
Mmm, yes. This will do. Come with me pancake. The butter can join us as well.
chat gourmand….
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